Full Member Age: 69 Nationality: Scottish (Special Forces Clan) Every golf club has a Scottish bloke with a moustache who claims he was part of the SAS team which stormed the Iranian Embassy back in May 1980, and our man … Read More
Clubhouse Assistant Age: 58 Nationality: English One or two people at Russet Grange truly have their finger on the pulse of the club. Andy “Uncle Andy” Biggs however takes things much, much further. He has it hooked up to an … Read More
Full Member Age: 49 Nationality: Ginger Possibly the most ginger man ever to have lived, worsened by the fact that his natural hairstyle would look more appropriate in the bollocks region, but even with this particular life-hurdle he is unbelievably … Read More
Social Member Age: 61 Nationality: Anglo Irish Should Maureen Welsh appear in an episode of “Friends” it would be called “The One with the Doormat”. She’s the woman who everyone pretends to like but nobody would ever invite to a … Read More
Status: Greenkeeper Age: 50 Nationality: Jersey, just like the potatoes “An empty taxi turned up and Alex Barnes got out”. A twist on an old adage applied to various dullards throughout the years and Barnes is as dull as they come. … Read More
Intermediate Member Age: 21 Nationality: Land of the Stud With a birdie surname you might think that Heron could play a bit of golf, but far from it. Out of all of the members with any degree of bladder control, … Read More
Bar Staff Age: 52 Nationality: Irrelevant A barmaid nicknamed “Cleavage”. Hmmm, it does appear that 1970 wants its chapter back, but there is no doubt that Pam Cleaver’s moniker is well-deserved. When wearing her customary low-cut tops it looks like … Read More
Full Member Age: 57 Nationality: English Chris Hazzerd is a bit of a ‘Jack the Lad’, who by his own admission has “Seen more pussy than a vet doing overtime at the Cats Protection League” To look at him you … Read More
Full Member Age: 60 Nationality: English The epitome of the lady other ladies love to hate but want to be. Shaw is 60 years of age, looks 50 at most, acts like she’s 40, and as Guy Botton subtly speculates … Read More
Full Member Age: 45 Nationality: Currently Danish Obviously every golf club has a body-building marshal arts specialist lesbian vegan, but few can boast one who spent a decade teaching close combat skills to the men of the South African Special … Read More