Pam “Cleavage” Cleaver

Bar Staff Age: 52 Nationality: Irrelevant A barmaid nicknamed “Cleavage”. Hmmm, it does appear that 1970 wants its chapter back, but there is no doubt that Pam Cleaver’s moniker is well-deserved. When wearing her customary low-cut tops it looks like … Read More

Chris “Trip” Hazzerd

Full Member Age: 57 Nationality: English Chris Hazzerd is a bit of a ‘Jack the Lad’, who by his own admission has “Seen more pussy than a vet doing overtime at the Cats Protection League” To look at him you … Read More

Sarah Shaw

Full Member Age: 60 Nationality: English The epitome of the lady other ladies love to hate but want to be. Shaw is 60 years of age, looks 50 at most, acts like she’s 40, and as Guy Botton subtly speculates … Read More

Reg Bollard

Full Member Age: 81 Nationality: Nobody cares If Reg were one of the Mr Men he would be “Mr Horrible Bastard”. As you would expect he gets on well with Les Hamill. He’s Geordie, so the misery does come fairly … Read More

Edna Troggle

Unsocial Member Age: 79 Nationality: English Best mates with, and also arch enemy of, Joan Painter, Troggle is, to be blunt, an odious old bag who can’t stand young people, the middle-aged, fellow geriatrics or almost anyone else. She’s another … Read More