Full Member
Age: 57
Nationality: English
Chris Hazzerd is a bit of a ‘Jack the Lad’, who by his own admission has “Seen more pussy than a vet doing overtime at the Cats Protection League” To look at him you can’t really imagine how he manages it, but manage it he does.
Just like Liam “Flange” Heron, Widdle idolises Guy Potton, spending much of his spare time in the Pro-shop showing him WhatsApp messages he’s received from some of the fillies he’s been balls-deep into that week.
Widdle made a few quid in the mid 1990s selling houses on the Costa Brava to Daily Mail readers, who then wrote to the very same newspaper when the houses didn’t actually materialise. He blames the Spanish government, and to be fair, there is now an eight lane highway where Widdle once promised “Your dream home from home in the Spanish sun”.
With the proceeds from selling non-existent holiday homes he bought himself an XR3i and a hair transplant. His current squeeze is a 58-year-old hairdresser who Kevin Pudgett described as: “…looking like a failed souffle”.