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Age: 45
Nationality: Currently Danish
Obviously every golf club has a body-building marshal arts specialist lesbian vegan, but few can boast one who spent a decade teaching close combat skills to the men of the South African Special Forces. Many at the club assume she can open a bottle of San Miguel in quite a special way. None has ever dared asked.
McCulloch chose her own nickname after watching the shaven-headed killing machine in “Aliens” go full hard-ass before being ripped to shreds, but don’t be fooled, she’s about as Spanish as Dolph Lundgren eating Haggis in an igloo whilst wearing a sari.
She’s not been playing golf long, in fact she only took it up when taking on a new identity back in 2018, a move that was probably a wise one. Mercenary work is risky at the best of times, but when you are personally responsible for the deaths of at least five of Kosovo’s most notorious crime syndicate it’s probably wise to become someone else, at least until you’ve got your handicap down a bit.