Sarah Shaw

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Age: 60
Nationality: English

The epitome of the lady other ladies love to hate but want to be. Shaw is 60 years of age, looks 50 at most, acts like she’s 40, and as Guy Botton subtly speculates “…probably humps like she’s 30”. Shaw is the person the white Range Rover Evoque was invented for and runs a pilates class at the club which, unsurprisingly, is very well attended.

In the 1980s she worked as a model and actress, the highlights of her career being an appearance in the Sun newspaper’s “Deidrie’s Photo Casebook” where she spent five days of pictorial loveliness, dressed in her undies, worried that her flatmate was turning her bisexual. (She earned an additional £100 when she sold the knickers she wore on the photoshoot to former club chef Tony “Bacon Rolls” Royce).

She also had a bit part in the James Bond film “A View to a Kill”, appearing as a rather saucy looking stable lass.

Shaw divorced her first husband when he got spotted pulling out of the childminder’s drive just ten minutes after pulling out of the childminder. Later in life she widowed when her second husband, a French millionaire businessman, died under suspicious circumstances whilst playing boules.