Unsocial Member
Age: 79
Nationality: English
Best mates with, and also arch enemy of, Joan Painter, Troggle is, to be blunt, an odious old bag who can’t stand young people, the middle-aged, fellow geriatrics or almost anyone else. She’s another one who is a social member, but if there were an “unsocial member” category she would not only be in it, they’d make her President.
She’s rather racist is our Edna, it’s just how she was brought up, and when Howard started appearing in adverts for the Halifax, she moved her mortgage in protest. She’s not keen on homosexuals either, and refers to another local club as being “for woolly woofters” because a gay man was recently appointed chairman.
Troggle made the national press in April 2014 when she ran over a lollipop man twice with her mobility scooter, breaking his ankle in the first collision and then his collar bone when reversing into him when trying to turn round. The incident took place as she was riding home after an afternoon on cheap sherry at the local bingo hall.