“Not as funny as he thinks it is.”
Author’s Wife
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“The perfect book to read when you’re sat on the bog.”
Author’s Brother
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“Sexist Drivel.”
Author’s Son’s Girlfriend
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“Fucking Brilliant.”
My Mate Malcolm
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“Superb, though I haven’t actually read it yet.”
Good Looking James
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“…an episode of Men Behaving Badly, fused with Fawlty Towers, set in a golf club.”
Cookie Jar Golf
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“It’s a laugh out loud, hilarious and very naughty read”.
Jimmy the Mower on Twitter
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“Had me laughing out loud and I’ve only had six cans.”
Turf Industry Influencer
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“The characters are brilliant and I’ve definitely been in a society with some of those chancers.”
Big Nose Golf
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“…guarantee you’ll recognise your own Members in here! – please read it, if you don’t enjoy it, we’ll buy your Beer when you visit us!”
Moseley Golf Club
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“Literally kept me hooked until the last chapter.”
James Matthewman – Maesteg Golf Club
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Hilarious read. Confirms what I suspected about the bizarre and sinister antics of golfists.
The Sunday Sport Newspaper
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“The most puerile load of non-politically correct, scatological and sexually salacious tripe I have ever read. I loved it!”
White Van Man on Twitter/X
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“Incredibly stupid game. Very enjoyable book.”
Not the Messiah on Twitter/X
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“A hilarious read. Gloriously takes the piss out of a golf club and some of the ‘interesting’ personalities who inhabit it”.
DaiSports on Twitter/X/Whatever
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“P.G. Wodehouse meets a budget golf course gone feral”.
Grok 3.0
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“Balcony,” “Flange,” “Trip,” “Cleavage”—like some low-rent Reservoir Dogs spin-off sponsored by Cobra lager.
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